Would You Like Me To seduce You?

Ah, SEDUCTION.

Definition: 1.[n] enticing someone astray from right behavior
2.[n] an act of winning the love or sexual favor of someone

Yes, thats right. I am a SEDUCTRESS. I must say, Im very good at it too. Toot Toot!!!! Thats the sound of me blowing my own horn. The ability to seduce lies in all of us, I think. But, it comes naturally for me, even at my fattest.

You see, the thing about being fat with a pretty face is that there is at least one appealing thing about you. People have to look at your face when you speak. Thats when I'd do my best work. Oh, yeah. Look into my big blue eyes, Im batting my long lashes at you, taking in your every word. Im licking my wet, glossy lips and let my tongue sweep across my my mouth. I know you're watching me do that and imagining what I can do to you. My hair falls into my face and covers one eye. I brush it way and tilt my head to catch every word that tumbles out of your mouth. I touch your hand when its my turn to respond and lean in closer. Yeah, I've always had it. Its just in me.. What can I say.

Now, its even more fun. Men are so easy to seduce. They like to hear how hot they are, how sexy, how strong and virile they are. I gotta tell ya, I love making men feel good. They in turn will make you feel good, too. Keep that in mind, girls. Men really dont require much. They like to eat, sleep, have sex, and be told they have a big dick. Thats it. I said it. Its not brain surgery. I gotta tell ya. All that shit works for me, too. I think Im a man. Oh, and you dont hafta tell me I have a big dick.

I can tell you that losing 100 pounds really does make you feel sexy. I have so much confidence. Some people see it as conceit, but fuck that! I deserve to feel good about myself snd enjoy the fact that other people find me sexy and attractive. I hadnt had regular sex in over 5 years!!! I've got to catch up on what I have been missing. Nothing crazy, just some much-needed affection. I have needs too, you know!

I hadnt been "on top" for over ten years. Ten friggin years, people. Now, Its one of my favorites positions, along with doggy-style. Am I getting to risque for you yet?? Sorry. Im just sayin that sex is better now, thats all. Giddy up.